List #181: 7 (possibly/ partially/ pretend) True Facts about Hannah
1. Is the Mab Darogan (despite being not being anyone's son)
2. Missed our HS graduation because she joined the French Foreign Legion
3. Can use her Doctorate to Disemvowel you
4. Has a David Bowie cover band called Queen B****
5. Only weakness is lasers
6. Once considered a career designing pencils
7. Is really really old (today)
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Friday, July 31, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
List #130: Animals I'd like to be and Why
List #130: Animals I'd like to be and Why (as requested by Hannah KMJM)
1. River Otter ( to frolic in rivers all the live long day)
2. Peregrine Falcon (200 mph stoops!)
3. Dragonfly (because they fly in amazing ways)
4. Polar Bear, pre global warming (to live in the arctic and not be trifled with)
5. Snow Leopard (superior leaping ability)
6. Sloth (to hire a dog to burn down a hospital)
7. Basilisk - the non-mythological kind (to walk on water)
8. Archer Fish (superior shooting-down my food skills)
9. Firefly (to freaking bioluminesce!)
10. Deinococcus radiodurans (to be immune to everything!)
1. River Otter ( to frolic in rivers all the live long day)
2. Peregrine Falcon (200 mph stoops!)
3. Dragonfly (because they fly in amazing ways)
4. Polar Bear, pre global warming (to live in the arctic and not be trifled with)
5. Snow Leopard (superior leaping ability)
6. Sloth (to hire a dog to burn down a hospital)
7. Basilisk - the non-mythological kind (to walk on water)
8. Archer Fish (superior shooting-down my food skills)
9. Firefly (to freaking bioluminesce!)
10. Deinococcus radiodurans (to be immune to everything!)
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
List #122: "Now I Don't"
List #122: what I used to want/wish for that I no longer want/wish for (as requested by Hannah D)
1. To be the Lift Bridge operator (because I found out it's not just one person all the time)
2. To never wear a suit to work (because then I saw Barney)
3. To play Saxophone (they gave me trumpet instead! :) )
4. To not go to college other than Hamburger University (but then I learned that college was like camp but with cool academic education)
5. To not drive or have a car
6. To not eat pickles or mustard (but then I was obligated to eat them both simultaneously, and it was good!)
7. To have 14 freeze-rays, in a variety of colors, but especially maroon (but then I realized, much later, that freeze-rays, as I envisioned them, weren't real)
8. To never live south of the Mason Dixon line (but then I needed money)
9. To own an ambulance (but then I learned about gas mileage)
10. To Teach 5th grade
11. To just be a Hermit (but then I decided maybe human interaction was good)...
12. To not be a Hermit (but then I remembered that you can't really count on anyone but yourself (and maybe your family))
1. To be the Lift Bridge operator (because I found out it's not just one person all the time)
2. To never wear a suit to work (because then I saw Barney)
3. To play Saxophone (they gave me trumpet instead! :) )
4. To not go to college other than Hamburger University (but then I learned that college was like camp but with cool academic education)
5. To not drive or have a car
6. To not eat pickles or mustard (but then I was obligated to eat them both simultaneously, and it was good!)
7. To have 14 freeze-rays, in a variety of colors, but especially maroon (but then I realized, much later, that freeze-rays, as I envisioned them, weren't real)
8. To never live south of the Mason Dixon line (but then I needed money)
9. To own an ambulance (but then I learned about gas mileage)
10. To Teach 5th grade
11. To just be a Hermit (but then I decided maybe human interaction was good)...
12. To not be a Hermit (but then I remembered that you can't really count on anyone but yourself (and maybe your family))
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