List #253: 7 reasons why I am jealous of my brother

List #253: 7 reasons why I am jealous of my brother

1. Chicks dig him
2. He can swim more than 25 yards
3. He lives in Northfield (and he dang well better go to Hogan Brothers today)
4. He wins at Disc Golf
5. He's a great song writer
6. He can sing well (and harmonize)
7. Triceps

List #184: 5 favorite Ned songs

List #184: 5 favorite Ned songs

1. Green
2. Little Tiny Superheroes Swimming in my Diet Coke
3. Garbageman Jones
4. Jessi Summers
5. The Weatherman's Evil Plan