List #421: 10 Truths and A Lie: George Washington

List #421: 10 Truths and A Lie: George Washington

1. Patrolled the Land on a Horse Made of Crystal

2. Had a Wig for his Wig

3. Had a Brain for his Heart

4. Made Love Like an Eagle Falling Out of the Sky

5. Chopped down a Cherry Tree

6. Killed His Sensei in a Duel (and Never Said Why)

7. Invented Cocaine

8. Will Kick You Apart

9. Saved Children (but not the British Children)

10. Was 12 Stories High, Made of Radiation

11. The Sons of His Opponents Wished That He was Their Dad.

List #320: Favorite Presidents (and a reason why)

List #320: Favorite, not necessarily best, Presidents (and a reason why (and not necessarily a presidential reason))

1. Truman (because Mrs. Jablonski told me so)
2. T.R. (see #1)
3. Washington (killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why)
4. Carter (was president when I was born)
5. Andrew Jackson (knew Davy Crockett)
6. Clinton (french fries)
7. Roslin (because she's a badass)
8. Lincoln (my elementary school was named after him. also he freed the slaves)
9. Palmer (jack bauer will torture me if he's not on the list)
10. Nixon (sounds like my name)
11. Harrison (had the same name as on of my roommates)
12. Gore (because he's from an alternate reality)
13. Knutsen (because he bang on the drum all day)
14. Coolidge (nicknamed 'Silent Cal')
15. Cleveland (for trivia value)
16. Bartlett (I'm only just getting to know him)
17. Whitmore (fought aliens, married to an interstellar president)
18. Harding (my grandpa was named after him)