List #783: 5 Pont Plan to Fix 'Murica

List #783: 5 Pont Plan to Fix 'Murica

1.  Amend the Pledge of Allegiance to say "...under the Christian GOD... (like the Founding Father's originally intended)
2. Shoot anyone that doesn't say the Pledge of Allegiance, correctly, 5 times per day (facing the nearest publicly displayed 10 Commandments.  (I mean, of course, allow Citizens to do the shooting.  We don't want the government turning on it's people by enforcing laws)
3. Replace Foreign Language classes in Primary-Secondary schools with Firearm training classes. (namby-pamby intellectuals that go to "college" can learn to talk foreign)
4. As a reward and incentive to engage in the Capitlaist Dream,  make it so person/coprorate-entity-with-personhood who has/makes enough money to pay taxes  only have to pay 1 cent (Cent, not "percent).  Punish Lazy Freeleechers(i.e. anyone who doesn't make enough money to pay there taxes) by only issuing Voter ID cards to those who pay taxes.
5. Anyone accused of being a Socialist/Communist/Liberal/UnAmerican (I mean, they're the same thing, right? Why we need so many words?) should be detained without counsel for an indefinite time.

*Note:  any errors in grammar, spelling, or punctuation are you're problem, not mine. I typed this, so it must be Right.

List #320: Favorite Presidents (and a reason why)

List #320: Favorite, not necessarily best, Presidents (and a reason why (and not necessarily a presidential reason))

1. Truman (because Mrs. Jablonski told me so)
2. T.R. (see #1)
3. Washington (killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why)
4. Carter (was president when I was born)
5. Andrew Jackson (knew Davy Crockett)
6. Clinton (french fries)
7. Roslin (because she's a badass)
8. Lincoln (my elementary school was named after him. also he freed the slaves)
9. Palmer (jack bauer will torture me if he's not on the list)
10. Nixon (sounds like my name)
11. Harrison (had the same name as on of my roommates)
12. Gore (because he's from an alternate reality)
13. Knutsen (because he bang on the drum all day)
14. Coolidge (nicknamed 'Silent Cal')
15. Cleveland (for trivia value)
16. Bartlett (I'm only just getting to know him)
17. Whitmore (fought aliens, married to an interstellar president)
18. Harding (my grandpa was named after him)