Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Saturday, September 17, 2011

List #629: My Predictions For Sports Related Winning

List #629: My Predictions For Sports Related Winnings This Year (based on a super secret method)

1. SuperBowl: Dallas
2. NBA: Sacramento
3. March Madness: Iowa
4. Whatever that Vote is for College Football: Georgia

Monday, July 4, 2011

List #554: Some Reasons to be Proud to be 'Merican

List #554: Some Reasons to be Proud to be 'Merican

1. You can totally put a way-too-big car engine on a little boat and rev the engine as loud as you want
2. You can launch waterballoons at elderly people on pontoon boats
3. It's legal to decapitate yourself with colorful explosives
4. Our history is totally sacred and you have the freedom to make it up to suit your political needs

Sunday, September 6, 2009

List #218: 10 Things I LOVE about football

List #218: 10 Things I LOVE about football

1. 5 seconds of action, 45 seconds of talk
2. running the ball up the middle and maybe crossing scrimmage
3. the long season
4. taking a knee at the end of a game
5. the fair system for determining the college champion
6. that you've got a full season to prove yourself worthy of a college championship and losing your first game won't knock you out of contention
7. simple, easy to follow rules
8. the versatility of the players and positions
9. Brett Favre/The Green Bay Packers
10. The Huddle Offense