List #783: 5 Pont Plan to Fix 'Murica

List #783: 5 Pont Plan to Fix 'Murica

1.  Amend the Pledge of Allegiance to say "...under the Christian GOD... (like the Founding Father's originally intended)
2. Shoot anyone that doesn't say the Pledge of Allegiance, correctly, 5 times per day (facing the nearest publicly displayed 10 Commandments.  (I mean, of course, allow Citizens to do the shooting.  We don't want the government turning on it's people by enforcing laws)
3. Replace Foreign Language classes in Primary-Secondary schools with Firearm training classes. (namby-pamby intellectuals that go to "college" can learn to talk foreign)
4. As a reward and incentive to engage in the Capitlaist Dream,  make it so person/coprorate-entity-with-personhood who has/makes enough money to pay taxes  only have to pay 1 cent (Cent, not "percent).  Punish Lazy Freeleechers(i.e. anyone who doesn't make enough money to pay there taxes) by only issuing Voter ID cards to those who pay taxes.
5. Anyone accused of being a Socialist/Communist/Liberal/UnAmerican (I mean, they're the same thing, right? Why we need so many words?) should be detained without counsel for an indefinite time.

*Note:  any errors in grammar, spelling, or punctuation are you're problem, not mine. I typed this, so it must be Right.

List #776: 5 Reasons I'm Proud to be American

5 Reasons I'm Proud to be American

1. The First Amendment (which allows me to write this list, and, someday, it's counterpoint)
2. The path to our Nation's Capitol building is lined with institutions of learning and repositories of knowledge
3. The ability to vote
4. We invented jazz
5. It is theoretically possible for anyone to find success

List #554: Some Reasons to be Proud to be 'Merican

List #554: Some Reasons to be Proud to be 'Merican

1. You can totally put a way-too-big car engine on a little boat and rev the engine as loud as you want

2. You can launch waterballoons at elderly people on pontoon boats

3. It's legal to decapitate yourself with colorful explosives

4. Our history is totally sacred and you have the freedom to make it up to suit your political needs

List #487: 5 Things that Describe The American-ness of My Good Friend Jason

List #487: 5 Concepts or Traits that Describe The American-ness of My Good Friend Jason

1. Apple Pie

2. (Fantasy) Baseball

3. (Colonial) Williamsburg

4. Ph.D. (almost) in American History

5. New York Yankees