Friday, May 18, 2012

List #767: Reasons why "Community" might be my favorite show ever

List #767: Reasons why "Community" Might Be My Favorite Show Ever (As Proved By Comparisons To Other Shows I Enjoy (or just other shows))

1.   It plays with Genre in the medium of Television Sitcom  in a way similar to how How I Met Your Mother occaisonally plays with Structure in the same medium... except all of the time and better.

2.  After watching the first episode or two, I thought it was going to be a throw-away, background, fill-the-time-between-shows-I-want-to-watch kind of show, (or maybe just another dumb vehicle for some former/peripheral stars like Chase and McHale) but like the similarly brilliant Veronica Mars it soon became something far better than I ever could have predicted based on the first two episodes.  (and I really hope that the miraculous announcement of another short season doesn't end up as only-just-really-pretty-good as VM did)

3.  It was a show that did adventurous and wildly different things each week, but, like Buffy the Vampire Slayer,  it did so while still having the heart of the show be about character development and relationships, just using the monster/trope-of-the-week as the flavoring.  It's like every week was a "Once More, With Feeling"...  (and several times, even better)

4.  There is no TV (ex/fake)lawyer I'd rather hear speechify than Jeff Winger (except maybe Boston Legal's  Alan Shore)

5. Its consistency in both seeming absurdity and reference to its own continuity rivals Arrested Development (and the aformentioned HIMYM)

6. Its characters may have unlikeable qualities, but that makes them that much more interesting (so SUCK IT! Seinfeld)


7.  It's not going to be the same  if the visionary writer behind it all isn't on the show next year,  like a Sorkin-less West Wing


8. Lets be really honest now...  Abed/Inspector spacetime shows more about multi-dimensionality and character develpment,  than that other, 1-dimensional, 'somewhere-on-the-spectrum' guy on that show that's in the exact same time-slot   could ever figure out with 5 PhDs in Physics  and unfinity equations that the writer had to hire a paid physics consultant to write on the whiteboards.

8a. And also, really,  name a character on Big Bang Theory that you actually care about in some way?  Name a character that's had any development or growth, or that isn't a one-note (albeit funny) gag character, (except for maybe Penny).  Don't me wrong;  BBT is highly watchable (I record it) and is, like most things Chuck Lorre makes, good for some cheap, obvious laughs, but, for a show about "geniuses" it's surprisingly dumb... makes me think that Obama's right about the value of Community College.

9. "Remedial Chaos Theory" did everything right with alternate timelines that Lost struggled with, and if last night's episode was truly the last one (which I will consider it to be, if next season is Harmon-less), it did everything right with a final episode that  Lost, or The Soprano's didn't.

10.  It's a show where the Place (Greendale) is as central to the focus as the Characters are, and it's a show with students, teachers and staff at a school that isn't a "Show about School",  (and it's got Michael K. Williams saying "A man's gotta have a code").  Plus Dan Harmon even pretty much admits that he's heavily influenced by The Wire  (and last night's episode totally ended with a Wire montage) :
"And so whether I like it or not, and as risky as it is, I need to lay some plans at the beginning of season three that we’ll build to at the end. And I think that’s going to be a sweeping enough change to accomplish. I’ve been studying The Wire over this break and observing the art of the opposite of modularity, which is serialization. That’s not to say that season three of Community will be season four of The Wire, but it is to say that beyond Modern Family and beyond Parks And Rec, the ingredient that will keep Community alive to season four exists somewhere in The Wire. [Laughs.] I don’t know how to explain that, but I know it has something to do with the way they end their seasons with these glamorous montages and needle-drops of these stories that seemed disparate and all operate on some theme."  --Dan Harmon, Onion AV Club

(11.  Alison Brie is even more adorable than on Mad Men)

(12.  James Franco (of Freaks and Geeks) is the "White Donald Glover" ... much respect to Childish Gambino)



Friday, February 24, 2012

List #766: "About Google"

List #766: "About Google"
"Google’s mission is to organize the world’s information and make it universally accessible and useful TO ADVERTISERS AND SHAREHOLDERS"
"Our Philosophy: 10 Things"
1: Focus on the user"S INFORMATION and all else will (We don't 'Follow' here at G, we '+1')
2.It’s best to do one thing really, really well, AND THAT THING ISN"T WEB SEARCH, IT TOTES SOCIAL MEDIA
3: Fast is better than slow." (yeah, they're still fast, can't complain)
4. #4: Democracy on the web works. democracy means 'we tell you what you want, right?
5. You don’t need to be at your desk to need an answer. WE CAN FIND YOU ANYWHERE THANKS TO GPS !
6: You can make money without doing evil... you just can't make it any more while doing good
7.There’s always more information out there. AND WE KNOW YOU"VE BEEN HIDING IT FROM US
8: The need for information crosses all borders, so we'll put our stuff in the hands of national-level domains. China will be good, right?
9: You can be serious without a suit, or any other clothes for that matter if you're hot (since we'll be watching you 24/7)
10. Great just isn't good enough, so we've decided not to be great anymore.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

List #765: A Few Thoughts on the Future of These Lists

List #765: A Few Thoughts on the Future of These Lists

1. I've completed my second full year (with a ~35 list interlude in 2010
2. They are still fun to write, but less so now that Facebook doesn't import them
3. I may shift it to a different hosting service if Google is still ticking me off
4. I will probably not do them daily for 2012
5. It would be nice to get to #800 and restart in 2013
6. I was less diligent about daily updates the second time through
7. I enjoy getting comments
8. My requests for audience participation went largely unanswered
9. I might work on the Nic-ipedia again
10. Thanks for reading. Happy New Year.

Monday, January 30, 2012

List #764: Thoughts on the Hunger Games Books, pt II

List #764: Thoughts on the Hunger Games Books, pt II (now that I've finished them)

1. Is it wrong that I thing a 'Hunger Games' video game would be really cool
2. I think the real-life video-game aspect is what makes it likeable by boys too
3. The third book was the least good. The second book got much better at the end.
4. The movies might be too intense
5. The third book moved to quickly.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

List #763: Favorite China Mieville Novels

List #763: Favorite China Mieville Novels (in order)

1. The Scar
2. Perdido Street Station
3. Kraken
4. Embassytown
5. Iron Council
6. The City & The City

Saturday, January 28, 2012

List #762: Things I Dislike about Google's Privacy Policy Switch

List #762: Things I Dislike about Google's Privacy Policy Switch

1. I now need to log out of Gmail (and thus every other google service... like this blog) every time I want to do a non-diluted search on the search engine.

2. "If you choose to keep using Google once the change occurs, you will be doing so under the new Privacy Policy and Terms of Service." --Translation: "Dear User, We're too big to fail, and you can't live with out us, so Eff You"

3. "If you’re signed into Google, we can do things like suggest search queries – or tailor your search results – based on the interests you’ve expressed in Google+, Gmail, and YouTube... -- Not "Can do," but "Will do"

4. I like having my gmail open on my laptop. I also work in a library where I'm often doing and demoing Google Searches for students (Like "Here's how to find the best part of google -- advanced search -- since those Effers hid it). Those searches don't represent my interests, why should they pollute my own YouTube searches?

5."...We’ll better understand which version of Pink or Jaguar you’re searching for and get you those results faster:" --Okay, but what about when I want the OTHER version of Pink or Jaguar? How does it save me time when I have to retrain the almighty GoogleBot?

6. I have close personal friends, to whom I talk about close personal things. I sure don't want YouTube to think that I want to see videos on a Health or Personal Hygiene problem I might be asking my mom about, or a love-note to a lady.

7. It's making Google too much like an iPhone: everything rolled up in to one package, so when you lose it, you're effed.

8. It's made me drop nearly all of my google services that I formerly liked (except you can't drop them now) like Google Docs and stuff.

9. It's made me think about quitting the blog (or trying to import it to another place somehow); getting a totally different email address (hassle), and making a separate account so I can view Youtube privately (and also then deleting all of my youtube uploads... sorry ukulele brothers fans)...

10. ... Except I haven't found better alternatives

11. There aren't opt out features. (Google overlords, you're going to be able to harvest all the personal data from people who are too dumb to think this stuff matters, why do you need mine)

12. There's nothing that can be done to stop it. and even adding "google's privacy policy sucks" to every google transaction I do" is just going to make my personal google experience less good and not send them a message

13. There's no easy-to-find ability on any of their "help' or 'contact' pages to voice concerns or opinions.

Friday, January 27, 2012

List #761: A Few Things I like about Rush

List #761: A Few Things I like about Rush (the band, not the Limbaugh)

1. "2112"
2. "Take Off" by Bob and Doug McKenzie, feat. Geddy Lee
3. Geddy plays a Rickenbacker
4. "Limelight," "Spirit of Radio," "Tom Sawyer"
5. They are Canadian
6. They are one of two things in the world for which Ayn Rand had any positive influence (the other is Debate Evidence).
7. The title of the Song "By-Tor and the Snow Dog"