Sunday, June 23, 2013

List #784: Animals I Have Eaten in Burger Form

List #784: Animals, including birds or fish, I Have Eaten in Burger* Form

1. Cow
2. Turkey
3. Deer
4. Elk
5. Bison
6. Lamb
7. Ostrich
8. Chicken
9. Salmon
10. Yak


*Ground Meat, as a Patty

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

List #783: 5 Pont Plan to Fix 'Murica

List #783: 5 Pont Plan to Fix 'Murica

1.  Amend the Pledge of Allegiance to say "...under the Christian GOD... (like the Founding Father's originally intended)
2. Shoot anyone that doesn't say the Pledge of Allegiance, correctly, 5 times per day (facing the nearest publicly displayed 10 Commandments.  (I mean, of course, allow Citizens to do the shooting.  We don't want the government turning on it's people by enforcing laws)
3. Replace Foreign Language classes in Primary-Secondary schools with Firearm training classes. (namby-pamby intellectuals that go to "college" can learn to talk foreign)
4. As a reward and incentive to engage in the Capitlaist Dream,  make it so person/coprorate-entity-with-personhood who has/makes enough money to pay taxes  only have to pay 1 cent (Cent, not "percent).  Punish Lazy Freeleechers(i.e. anyone who doesn't make enough money to pay there taxes) by only issuing Voter ID cards to those who pay taxes.
5. Anyone accused of being a Socialist/Communist/Liberal/UnAmerican (I mean, they're the same thing, right? Why we need so many words?) should be detained without counsel for an indefinite time.

*Note:  any errors in grammar, spelling, or punctuation are you're problem, not mine. I typed this, so it must be Right.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

List #782: Goals for 2013

 Goals for 2013

1. Eat better and more creatively
2. Workout better and more creatively
3.  Play music more often
4. Travel more
5. Another Thing
6. Be a better human being