List #266: Sex Ed lessons I have learned

List #266: Sex Ed lessons I have learned

1. age 4/5: Mommies and Daddies each have half of an egg that they put together to make a baby (of course in my mind this was a brown with white speckled egg roughly the size and shape of a "L'Egg" pantyhose container (the only "egg" I knew that could split in half))

2. 5th grade: If your parents start to try to have "the talk" with you, even if you're at McDonalds at Disney World, it will still be the primary thing you remember about your family vacation (the event, not the content)

3. 5th or 6th Grade: having a friend relate a story his very young cousin told about a hot dog walking down a street and falling into the sewer, combined with some 5th or 6th grade girls coming over to throw water balloons results in an awkward parental-talk interruption of falling asleep to the weather channel.

4. 5th,6th or 7th grade: Don't have girlfriends or kiss girls until at least 9th grade

5. 7th grade(?): health class probably wasn't too scarring, because I remember almost none of it

6. High School: It's nice to be able to take off your glasses on "STD Slideshow" day in health class

7. from a camper: "Naked boys and naked girls should not be together. Especially if they like eachother."

8. That's pretty much it.