1. Patrolled the Land on a Horse Made of Crystal
2. Had a Wig for his Wig
3. Had a Brain for his Heart
4. Made Love Like an Eagle Falling Out of the Sky
5. Chopped down a Cherry Tree
6. Killed His Sensei in a Duel (and Never Said Why)
7. Invented Cocaine
8. Will Kick You Apart
9. Saved Children (but not the British Children)
10. Was 12 Stories High, Made of Radiation
11. The Sons of His Opponents Wished That He was Their Dad.
this is funny.. is there really just one lie?
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