List #744: Some Uses for Nutritional Yeast

List #744: Some Uses for Nutritional Yeast

1. Put it on popcorn!

2. use it as breading for Tofu

3. Put it in Smoothies

4. Spill in a suitcase that also has some glitter spilled into it; make an off-color joke about Ke$ha

List #677: Horses Are...

List #677: Horses Are... (Facts about Horses (according to a poem I wrote circa 1994))

1. Big

2. Stupid

3. Smelly

4. You get on one's back and your but turns to jelly

Bonus List: Uses for Horses (according to same poem)

1. Baseballs

2. Zoo Food

3. Glue

List #452: My Favorite Thing About Each Character From NEXTWave: Agents of H.A.T.E

List #452: My Favorite Thing About Each Character From NEXTWave: Agents of H.A.T.E

1. Tabby: when she spells her name wrong with fire

2. Elsa: skill with a shovel

3. Aaron: his robot brain needs beer

4. Monica: when she 'calls' all of her attacks

5. The Captain: his name is the Captain

List #421: 10 Truths and A Lie: George Washington

List #421: 10 Truths and A Lie: George Washington

1. Patrolled the Land on a Horse Made of Crystal

2. Had a Wig for his Wig

3. Had a Brain for his Heart

4. Made Love Like an Eagle Falling Out of the Sky

5. Chopped down a Cherry Tree

6. Killed His Sensei in a Duel (and Never Said Why)

7. Invented Cocaine

8. Will Kick You Apart

9. Saved Children (but not the British Children)

10. Was 12 Stories High, Made of Radiation

11. The Sons of His Opponents Wished That He was Their Dad.

List #356: Favorite Jokes

List #356: Favorite Jokes

1. "Count to 10 and ask me if I'm an Orange"
2. "The Happy Holiday Hotel"
3. "The Pope and the Limousine"
4. "How do you know Mick Jagger isn't a Scotsman"
5. The one about the three guys in the sauna (with the built in technology)
6. Any joke told by Travis
7. "How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn"
8. "How do spacemen tie their shoes"
9. "A piece of string walks into a bar"
10. a few that would probably offend a variety of different people.

List #334: Types of humor I find funny

List #334: Types of humor I find funny

1. Puns and other wordplay
2. Minor details requiring inside information / recurring jokes
3. Wacky absurdist
4. Parody
5. Subtle
6. Visual
7. Non sequiturs
8. Situational
9. Dry or Deadpan
10. Wit

List #317: Wes Anderson movies in order that I like them

List #317: Wes Anderson movies in order that I like them

1. Rushmore - "With friends like you, who needs friends?"
2. Bottle Rocket - "Wow, you're really complicated" "I try not to be"
3. Life Aquatic
4. Royal Tennenbaums
n/a: Darjeeling Limited, Fantastic Mr. Fox (haven't seen them)

List #280: 5 funniest people of all time

List #280: 5 funniest people of all time

1. Bill Cosby
2. Steve Martin
3. Strong Bad
4. The people that write Twisted Toyfare Theatre
5. "Ralph" Bellamy

List #247: 10 favorite Sifl n' Olly moments

List #247: 10 most totally crescent fresh Sifl n' Olly moments

1. Julio's Party, Julio's Ferret (Double Decker Soul Wrecker)
2. Star Worlds (and the Star Wars song)
3. Precious Roy's "Dangerous Don't Dolls"
4. "Hellfire" (reigneth and rocketh you)
5. "Sifl Clone Song" (I don't know what Caesar thought / when he got to the ides of march / I don't know what Houdini bought / when he went to the store / but I sure do miss the 80s)
6. Don't Compare Bjork to ANYTHING
7. Chester
8. 1-2-3-4 ROCK FACTS!
9. "United States of Whatever"
10. Crescent Fresh

List #235: Things I don't have in my wallet

List #235: Things I don't have in my wallet

1. hen
2. ducks
3. squawking geese
4. limerick oysters
5. corpulent porpoises
6. pairs of don alverzo's tweezers (ouch!)
7. thousand macedonians in full battle array
8. brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of eeeeeegypt
9. sympathetic, apathetic, diabetic old men on rollerskates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
10. lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who hall quay around the corner of the quill and the quivey and quiver all at the very same time.
11. cash money

List #18: Media that makes me laugh, hard, every time

List #18: Media I find to be the pinnacle of hilarity

1. www.homestarrunner.com
1a: Teen Girl Squad
2. Sifl n Olly
3. Nextwave 1-12 by Warren Ellis
4. "PowerThirst" (1, 2)
5. "George Washington"
6. Rushmore
7. Twisted Toyfare Theatre
8. Perry Bible Fellowship
9. Peanuts
10. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure