1. "Count to 10 and ask me if I'm an Orange" 2. "The Happy Holiday Hotel" 3. "The Pope and the Limousine" 4. "How do you know Mick Jagger isn't a Scotsman" 5. The one about the three guys in the sauna (with the built in technology) 6. Any joke told by Travis 7. "How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn" 8. "How do spacemen tie their shoes" 9. "A piece of string walks into a bar" 10. a few that would probably offend a variety of different people.