Monday, July 4, 2011

List #554: Some Reasons to be Proud to be 'Merican

List #554: Some Reasons to be Proud to be 'Merican

1. You can totally put a way-too-big car engine on a little boat and rev the engine as loud as you want
2. You can launch waterballoons at elderly people on pontoon boats
3. It's legal to decapitate yourself with colorful explosives
4. Our history is totally sacred and you have the freedom to make it up to suit your political needs

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