List #583: Fake Player Names Made Up For Backyard Football

List #583: Fake Player Names Made Up For Backyard Football (which was really just throwing a nerf ball around in the snow and making up cool names for when we made good throws or catches) circa 1992

1. Saxafon von Schalooberfookenwooken

2. Emilio Capuccino Barachauga

3. Farfagnugen Volkswagen

4. Teabag Elbogreese

5. Sergio Goikache

6. Dmitri Aaorn

7. Frau Bluer

8. Chau Main