Tuesday, August 23, 2011

List #604: Things I Thought the Earthquake was

List #604: Things I Thought the Earthquake was as I was in a parked car in the Safeway Parking Lot

1. Fluids in my recently turned-off car combining to make it explode
2. Some sort of gaseous explosion building up beneath the pavement
3. A twitching body of an animal or person in the undercarriage of my vehicle
4. An awakening formerly-unconscious body that someone might have stuffed in my trunk

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