List #112: favorite Camper Quotations (obviously not comprehensive: feel free to add more).
Note: may be paraphrased
1. Reid, daycamp:(Upon being asked to describe himself in two words): " 'Handsome' and 'Likes Football'"
1b. "Old Man" Reid (asked same question): "'mustache' and 'crutch'"
2. Mark, daycamp: "I can't listen to you. It's because I play violent videogames. Real sick stuff. Rated 'M for Mature' "
3. Logan, daycamp: "I just want you to know: I'm a very weird boy."
4. Marina, in her younger years: "Everytime you get on a boat, you're taking a chance with death" (sorry, you knew you were going to make it on here.
5. Mini-camper, name escapes me: (sitting in front of a plate full of bacon, eggs, toast, w/ a glass of orange juice): "What meal is it?"
Me: How many other meals have we had today?
Him: Ummm... one?
Me: So that would make this...?
Him: Lunch?
6. Kyle, CiLT: "Now it's time to get the Hockey Stick"
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